1. Name? Kyle Noble Sheaffer
2. Instrument/s? Guitar, tape machine, faders
3. Birthplace/Date? I's born in Coos Bay, Oregon 9-22-75
4. Bloodtype? [Unanswered]
5. Siblings? I have a brother named Max Munson
6. Pets? I have a dog. Her name is Lily.
7. Self-description? I'm tall, thin, and have a funny walk.
8. Previous Occupations? I've worked as a room service attendant, a bus boy, coffee jerk, construction worker, I've bagged groceries, sold clothes, and like everyone else in the rock music, I've delivered pizza.
9. Most-prized Possession? The contents of my "Box O' Memories", which I've only shared with one other person.
10. Most embarrassing moment? My most embarrassing moment would have to be, sharing my "Box O' Memories." Another embarrassing moment for me was when I learned that a Hippocratic oath didn't mean that doctors could smoke and eat sticks of butter and not finish all of their prescriptions.
11. Self-confession? If I share it, it won't be a self-confession. That one's between me, God, and the gals in the typing pool.
12. Person you would most like to meet? I'd like to have a hamburger with David Lynch and see a movie with Wynona Ryder.
13. Favorite thing to do? I like to travel.
14. Favorite Color? I don't know? Blue.
15. Favorite Food? I love Italian food. Not pizza, real Italian food. I love food. I hate ketchup and lima beans, but I love to eat.
16. Favorite drink? Ice cold 16oz. Coca-Cola Classic in the bottle. The glass bottle.
17. Most hated song/s/album? I hate all of Steve Miller's greatest hits. I use to love "Abracadabra", but I was seven. It had those space sounds in it. You have to like that, space sounds. It's not like Steve Miller had anything to do with that song. You know some producer was getting paid a lot of money trying to get Steve Miller back on the charts. You know part of "Dirty Haiku" was recorded on Steve Miller's old Sony tape deck. Does that make me a hypocrite?
18. Heroes? I have too many heroes to list, but my Grandfather stands above them all.
19. Villains? Carrot Top and the annoying guy from Subway. Not Jared, but the "cool" guy who harrasses all the kids.

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